TV Theme Songs

TV Theme Song Fever: Part 2

Hey, how you doin’?  Hope everything is well with you and yours and I’m glad to see you’ve decided to come on back.  Stay awhile and let’s have some fun, okay?

You may remember a post I made a few days back: TV THEME SONG FEVER where I put up some videos of some of my favorite TV theme songs.  The response took me by surprise, to say the least.  Mostly it was you guys demanding to know why I left out this theme song or that one or to remind me of some that I had forgotten.  So I decided to do it again and so here we go with TV THEME SONG FEVER: PART 2!

This is a theme song I can’t believe I forgot the first time around as it’s one of the true classic TV theme songs.  And so ingrained in pop culture are THE JEFFERSONS that nowadays, whenever somebody becomes a success or moves into a bigger, better house, we say that they’re “Movin’ on up like George an’ Weezie”  This isn’t the original or even the intro as for some reason it’s virtually impossible to find.  But it’s a good cover of the song.  Enjoy.

In the interest of full disclosure I must confess to having a pervy old man crush on Mayim Bialik back her BLOSSOM days.  I am so happy to see her back on TV in THE BIG BANG THEORY.  The theme song for BLOSSOM was done by Dr. John, of all people.

This is one of those TV theme songs I can’t believe I forgot as I was such a huge S.W.A.T. fan back in the day.  I even liked the movie.

This is another theme song I forgot and this one I really should be taken out back of the barn and hosswhipped as THE FALL GUY has one of the absolute best theme songs of all time.  Sung by none other than the star of the show himself, Lee Majors who really ain’t bad at singing at all.  Somebody needs to get hold of Mark Valley and put him in a brand new FALL GUY series like right now

And this one needs no intro from me.  Quite frankly, that would spoil it’s glory.

When I was informed that I had to be a blithering idiot for not including the theme song to DOCTOR WHO I determined that it would be included in Part 2.  But which DOCTOR WHO theme?  It’s gone through some slight changes and tweaks here and there, regenerating much like The Doctor himself into different arraignments but still recognizable as the beloved theme song that has become as iconic as the John Shaft theme song or the Indiana Jones march or the James Bond theme.  Fortunately this video has all of them.

I have to admit that I really wasn’t as much in WHAT’S HAPPENING as a lot of you apparently were.  So here’s the theme song for you.

This is one of those shows that even though you may not ever have seen a single episode, you can sing the theme song.

This is a show I watched during it’s original run and I’m not ashamed to say I still watch the reruns to this day.  It’s one of those shows that like “The Honeymooners” and “I Love Lucy” we’ll still be watching 50 years from now.  It’s just that good, funny and honest.

I miss Bea Arthur.  The theme song was sung by the great, great Donny Hathaway

MONK is without a doubt one of the best detective shows ever.  And it had two of the best theme songs ever.  I loved both the first one with the mandolin and the second one, written and sung by Randy Newman.  But when it was changed, it set off a mini-war among MONK fans as to which one was better.  There was even a memorable episode guest-starring Sarah Silverman where the Monk Theme Song War was addressed.  Me, I like ‘em both so you’re going to get both:

And here’s the version of “It’s A Jungle Out There” that was done by Snoop Dogg when he guest-starred on an episode of MONK.

And I think we’ll end this with what I think everybody can agree is the undisputed King of TV Theme Songs:

TV Theme Song Fever

Every so often, on a Better In The Dark episode, you’ll hear Tom and I lament about there aren’t any real TV theme songs anymore.  Well, of course there are but we usually go on and on about the ones we grew up with that were small works of art in their own right and did the absolutely amazing job of encapsulating the essence of the show we were about to watch in 30 seconds.  I thought it would be fun to take a look at some of my all-time favorite TV themes songs for a bit.  You down?  Okay, then let’s start…

THE GREEN HORNET : A jazzy, hyped-up version of ‘Flight Of The Bumblebee’ with a standout trumpet performance by Al Hirt who must have had to take a couple of days off to recover as it’s done in a wild crazy style that promises action. Probably the best superhero TV theme song ever done although the theme for “The Greatest American Hero” ‘Believe It or Not’ comes damn close.  I have a personal theory that any movie adaptation of a TV show that uses the original theme song of the TV show will be a success and any that doesn’t will be a flop.  Soon as the recent “Green Hornet” movie started and the TV theme song wasn’t playing, I knew it was doomed to failure.

JONNY QUEST: A classic theme that lets you know right from the start of the show that you’re going to be in for 30 minutes of sheer adventure. Bold and brassy and in your face. Combined with the opening credits, it’s one of my all-time favorites as is the show itself.  I keep hearing there’s a movie in the works with Dwayne Johnson as Race Bannon.  Whoever is going to be in it, the movie won’t be worth two cents if they don’t reproduce the opening credits in live action.

SPEED RACER: Another perfect example of a theme song and opening credits that work together to give you a feel of what the show promises: flat out action and adventure.

And as an added bonus here’s the updated theme for the totally phenomenal SPEED RACER movie which to me is so utterly brilliant in so many ways the English language doesn’t have words for me to lavish the praise on this movie it deserves

THE WILD WILD WEST: A magnificently lush theme song that also does what I think a theme song should do: it tells you what kind of show you’re going to be watching. It’s adventurous, romantic and heroic.

HAWAII FIVE-O

THE ROCKFORD FILES: I have to admit that I don’t hold THE ROCKFORD FILES in as such high regard as a lot of people but I have to admit one thing: if I’m channel surfing and happen to stop when the opening credits are being run, the theme song catches my attention every time and I’ll stop to watch the show. So I guess it does its job in that regard. I dunno what it is about that theme song but it’s alright by me.

BATMAN: Who doesn’t know or love this one?

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES: “The Ballad Of Jed Clampett” is a small masterpiece in that if you’ve never seen the show you get the entire premise right in that theme song.

THE BRADY BUNCH: Like the THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, the theme song does a wonderful job of summing up the entire show in a small amount of time.  Bonus points for anybody who can tell me the connection between a character from “The Brady Bunch” with a character from “Gilligan’s Island”

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: Absolutely a work of genius. In 30 seconds, the entire premise of the show, the situation they’re in and the characters are introduced. I dare you, no, I double dog dare you to find a person on the planet that doesn’t know the theme song of GILLIGAN’S ISLAND. Even if they’ve never seen the show I’m willing to bet you that they know the song.

IT’S GARY SHANDLING’S  SHOW:  Another brilliant theme song that tells you everything you need to know about the show in 30 seconds.  I think it’s probably my favorite of all time because it’s so wonderfully simple and encapsulates perfectly what the show is about.

WONDER WOMAN: I don’t think we’re ever going to get an new Wonder Woman TV show because Lynda Carter nailed it so well that there’s never been anyone since that even comes close.  The theme song and title sequence do their job in that they work together to tell you exactly what kind of show you’re going to be watching.  And I really can’t think of another superhero theme song that has so much of that genuine 70’s funk sound.

STAR TREK: VOYAGER: I love all the Star Trek shows (well, ‘love’ is too strong a word for “Enterprise”…tolerate is a better term) but the theme song for VOYAGER takes the prize for the best.  It’s stirring, heroic, classy and along with the opening credits captures the sense of wondrous exploration that I think is necessary for Star Trek.

THE AVENGERS:  Really, do I need to explain why it’s on my list?  I didn’t think so.

SPIDER-MAN: Really, do I need to explain why it’s on my list?  I didn’t think so.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: Really, do I need to explain why it’s on my list?  I didn’t think so.

And as a bonus here’s the Adam Clayton/Larry Mullen version from the first “Mission:Impossible” movie.  Despite whatever you think about the movie, you have to admit, these cats kicked ass with the update.

SANFORD & SON: Deserves mention here because as far as I know, it’s the only TV theme song ever done by Quincy Jones.  The theme song is so iconic that a whole episode of the TV show “Malcolm & Eddie” was based around Eddie (Eddie Griffin) trying to convince his partner Malcolm (Malcolm Jamal-Warner) that there were words to the SANFORD & SON theme song.

MAGNUM, P.I.: My favorite detective series.  The memorable theme song was the work of Mike Post who undoubtedly is the most famous and successful TV theme song composer of all time.  During the 80’s it seemed as if just about every TV show that was on the air had a Mike Post theme song.

TALESPIN: One of the best TV series ever made, animated or live.  Basically an animated remake of the 1982 ABC TV series “Tales of The Gold Monkey” it starred Baloo from “The Jungle Book” as a free-wheeling pilot in a vaguely 1930’s setting on the island of Cape Suzette where he flew a ramshackle plane called The Sea Duck and got into all sorts of Indiana Jones-ish adventures with his kid sidekick, Kit Cloudkicker. A great series with a kickass theme song.  The two-hour introductory pilot move, “Plunder and Lightning” is just about as good a pulp adventure story as you could want.